Charlie Sheen Jokes

In his most recent interview, Charlie Sheen says he's been keeping so busy that he hardly has time to neglect his children.

New reports state that Charlie Sheen’s wife was arrested in 1996 for DUI, then later for cocaine possession. Guess this answers that pesky question of, “How did you guys meet."

Yesterday actor Charlie Sheen's Mercedes was stolen and carelessly driven off a ravine. According to reports, the car thief didn’t want money, he just wanted to craft the perfect metaphor for Charlie Sheen’s career.

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are splitting up again. It’s reported that Denise is seeking full legal custody of both kids, while Charlie is seeking filthy whores.

What you don't see in this picture is Charlie Sheen pulling up his pants and leaving.