Cessna Jokes

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    A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this
    afternoon in central Poland. Polish Search and Rescue workers have
    recovered 300 bodies and expect that number to climb as digging continues
    into the evening

    (Supposedly a true story - then again, aren't they all?)
    This Certified Flight Instructor and his Student are holding on the runway for
    departing cross traffic when suddenly a deer runs out of the nearby woods, stops
    in the middle of the runway, and just stands there looking at them.
    Tower: "Cessna XXX cleared for take-off."
    Std: "What should I do? What should I do?"
    Inst: "What do you think you should do?"
    (Think-think-think.)
    Std: "Maybe if I taxi toward him it'll scare him away."
    Inst: "That's a good idea."
    (Taxis toward deer, but deer is macho, and holds position.)
    Tower: "Cessna XXX cleared for take-off, runway NN."
    Std: "What should I do? What should I do?"
    Inst: "What do you think you should do?"
    (Think-think-think.)
    Std: "Maybe I should tell the tower."
    Inst: "That's a good idea."
    Std: more...

    You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"
    Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
    The pilot's story was that he took off from Las Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.
    By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Las Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.
    The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air more...

    You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"
    Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
    The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.
    By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.
    The day after that though, to the total disbelief of the more...

    You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room. The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.The day after that though, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same more...

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