Casserole Jokes

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    Do you know what would have happened if it had been three Wise
    Women instead of three Wise Men?

    Women would say:

    They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver
    the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought
    practical gifts.


    Here's Men's rebuttal.....

    Yeah, and do you know what they said would have said when they
    left?

    "Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?"

    "That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!"

    "Can you believe they let all of those disgusting animals in the
    house?"

    "I heard that Joseph isn't even working right now!"

    "And that donkey that they are riding has seen better days too!"

    "Want to bet on how long it will take until you get your casserole
    dish back?"

    My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.
    She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"
    "What's the matter?" I asked.
    "There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating the tuna casserole I made tonight."
    "That'll teach them!" I replied.

    A good marriage is like a casserole: only those involved actually know what goes into it.

    Do you know what would have happened if it had been three Wise
    Women instead of three Wise Men?
    Women would say:
    They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver
    the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought
    practical gifts.

    Here's Men's rebuttal.....
    Yeah, and do you know what they said would have said when they
    left?
    "Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?"
    "That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!"
    "Can you believe they let all of those disgusting animals in the
    house?"
    "I heard that Joseph isn't even working right now!"
    "And that donkey that they are riding has seen better days too!"
    "Want to bet on how long it will take until you get your casserole
    dish back?

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