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    College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version
    Time Limit: 3 WKS
    Name: _____________________________
    1. What language is spoken in France?
    2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
    particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social
    conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
    3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
    ___ A. build a bridge
    ___ (b) sail the ocean
    ___ (c) lead an army or
    ___ (d) WRITE A PLAY
    4. What religion is the Pope?
    ___ A. Jewish
    ___ (b) Catholic
    ___ (c) Hindu
    ___ (d) Polish
    ___ (e) Agnostic
    (check only one)
    5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
    6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand
    is on the 5?
    7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
    8. What are people in America's far north called?
    ___ A. Westerners
    ___ (b) Southerners
    ___ (c) Northerners
    9. Spell: Bush, more...

    IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER - -Kerry: Now Mark, I think this ER's great, But... there are problems that can't wait! Now Benton's fine, and Carter too, But Ross and Susan just won't do! Now who do you think that we should hire, Since both of them today I'll fire? Mark: Kerry, maybe we should wait and see...Kerry: That's great Mark! I knew you would agree...Jerry: Dr. Weaver? Sorry to interrupt...But the paramedics just pulled up.Mark: Ok, I'm here. What have you got? Shep: This little boy has just been shot! His pulse is faint, his breath is weak.We did all we could to stop the leak.Riley: And this woman here, she has a broken hip... Carol: How did she fall? How did she trip? Shep: The kid's mom was getting in my hair, So I shoved her-lightly-down some stairs.Mark: Benton, Kerry! Take the mom to three! Doug and Susan! Come with me! Riley: But wait, but wait! Oh don't you see? We've got some more; one, two, and three.Kerry: You've got three more? How can this be? Explain it, tell more...

    Dr. Seuss Episode of ER

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    IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER - -
    Kerry: Now Mark, I think this ER's great,
    But... there are problems that can't wait!
    Now Benton's fine, and Carter too,
    But Ross and Susan just won't do!
    Now who do you think that we should hire,
    Since both of them today I'll fire?
    Mark: Kerry, maybe we should wait and see...
    Kerry: That's great Mark! I knew you would agree...
    Jerry: Dr. Weaver? Sorry to interrupt...
    But the paramedics just pulled up.
    Mark: Ok, I'm here. What have you got?
    Shep: This little boy has just been shot!
    His pulse is faint, his breath is weak.
    We did all we could to stop the leak.
    Riley: And this woman here, she has a broken hip...
    Carol: How did she fall? How did she trip?
    Shep: The kid's mom was getting in my hair,
    So I shoved her-lightly-down some stairs.
    Mark: Benton, Kerry! Take the mom to three!
    Doug and Susan! Come with me!
    Riley: But wait, but wait! Oh don't you see?
    We've more...

    Entrance Exam

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    SUBJ: College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version
    Time Limit: 3 WKS
    Name: _____________________________
    1. What language is spoken in France?
    2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
    particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social
    conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
    3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
    ___ A. build a bridge
    ___ (b) sail the ocean
    ___ (c) lead an army or
    ___ (d) WRITE A PLAY
    4. What religion is the Pope?
    ___ A. Jewish
    ___ (b) Catholic
    ___ (c) Hindu
    ___ (d) Polish
    ___ (e) Agnostic
    (check only one)
    5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
    6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand
    is on the 5?
    7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
    8. What are people in America's far north called?
    ___ A. Westerners
    ___ (b) Southerners
    ___ (c) more...

    College Entrance Exam
    Football Player Version
    1. What language is spoken by the FRENCH?
    2. Give a dissertation on the anient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions.
    -OR-
    Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
    3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
    A. build a bridge
    (b) sail the ocean
    (c) lead an army
    (d) WRITE A PLAY
    4. What religion is the Pope? (Check only one)
    A. Jewish
    (b) Catholic
    (c) Hindu
    (d) Polish
    (e) Agnostic
    5. Metric conversion: How many feet is 0.0 meters?
    6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
    7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
    8. What are people in America's far north called?
    A. Westerners
    (b) Southerners
    (c) Northerners
    9. Spell - Bush, Carter and Clinton
    Bush:
    Carter:
    Clinton:
    10. Six kings of England have been more...

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