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    What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests. The London hotel involved submitted this to the Sunday Times. No name was mentioned. Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way. Thank you, S. Berman ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Room 635, I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the more...

    A gent spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.
    "Carmen," she replied.
    That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you, your mother?"
    "No, I named myself, she answered.
    "Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
    "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
    "Beersex."

    A gent spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name.
    "Carmen," she replied.
    "That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation.
    "Who named you, your mother?" "No, I named myself," she answered.
    "Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
    "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said.
    "So, what's your name?" she asked.
    "Beerf$%^."

    A man spots a nice looking girl in a bar, goes up and starts small talk.
    Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.
    "Carmen," she replied.
    That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you, your mother?"
    "No, I named myself, she answered.
    "Oh, that's interesting, why Carmen?"
    Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "What's your name?"
    "Beerfuck."

    Hotel LettersThe following letters were taken from an actual incident between aLondon hotel and one of its guests. The hotel submitted the letters to the London SundayTimes for their humor column....Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little barsof soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the sixunopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in theshower soap dish. They are in my way.Thank you,
    S. BermanDear Room 635, I am not your regular maid. She will be backtomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dishas you requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of yourKleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I lefttoday which my instructions from the management is to leave 3 soaps daily. I hope this issatisfactory.Kathy,
    Relief MaidDear Maid, I hope you are my regular maid. more...

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