Carburetor Jokes / Recent Jokes

An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got out to see if he could locate the trouble. A voice behind him said, "The trouble is the carburetor." He turned around and only saw an old horse. The horse said again, "It's the carburetor that's not working." The American nearly died with fright, and dashed into the nearest pub, had a large whiskey, and told Murphy the bartender what the horse had said to him. Murphy said, "Well, don't pay any attention to him, he knows nothing about cars anyway."

My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."

I asked her what it was and she told me it has water in the carburetor.

I thought for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you don't know the carburetor from the accelerator."

"No, there's definitely water in the carburetor" she insisted.

"OK, Honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?"

"In the lake!"

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?" WIFE: "In the pool."

Car Troubles...
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."

Wife: "There`s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That`s ridiculous."
Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "You don`t even know what a carburetor is. Where`s the car?"
Wife: "In the swimming pool."

As soon as Susan arrived home, she said to her husband, "Honey, the car won't start, but I do know what the problem is."
"What do you mean? What's wrong with it?" he asked.
"There's water in the carburetor," Susan replied.
"Sweetheart," her husband said, "please don't take this the wrong way, but you wouldn't know a carburetor from an accelerator."
"No, really honey, there's water in the carburetor," insisted Susan.
"Ok, dear, I'll go take a look at it. Where is it?" her husband asked.
"In the lake!" Susan replied.

My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is." I asked her what it was and she told me it has water in the carburetor. I thought for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you don't know the carburetor from the accelerator." "No, there's definitely water in the carburetor" she insisted." OK, Honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?" "In the lake!"