Carburetor Jokes

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    "The car won't start," said a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburetor." "How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburetor is." "I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I 'm sure there's water in the carburetor." "We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?" "In the swimming pool."

    An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got out to see if he could locate the trouble. A voice behind him said, "The trouble is the carburetor." He turned around and only saw an old horse. The horse said again, "It's the carburetor that's not working." The American nearly died with fright, and dashed into the nearest pub, had a large whiskey, and told Murphy the bartender what the horse had said to him. Murphy said, "Well, don't pay any attention to him, he knows nothing about cars anyway."

    As soon as Susan arrived home, she said to her husband, "Honey, the car won't start, but I do know what the problem is."
    "What do you mean? What's wrong with it?" he asked.
    "There's water in the carburetor," Susan replied.
    "Sweetheart," her husband said, "please don't take this the wrong way, but you wouldn't know a carburetor from an accelerator."
    "No, really honey, there's water in the carburetor," insisted Susan.
    "Ok, dear, I'll go take a look at it. Where is it?" her husband asked.
    "In the lake!" Susan replied.

    Car Troubles...
    WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
    HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
    WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
    HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
    WIFE: "In the pool."

    Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible.
    That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully restored and she fell in love with its gorgeous red paint work. An empty check stub later and off she was tearing down the leafy country lanes enjoying her beautiful new car. Her long blonde hair was flowing in the wind, music blaring from the radio, what could possibly go wrong?
    At that thought there was a splutter from the engine and the car slowly coasted to a stop. She got out and lifted the bonnet and concluded after a few minutes that she didn't have a bloody clue what was wrong. Luckily she had her mobile phone with her and a quick phone call to the AutoClub and a short wait saw a bright shiny yellow van pull up behind her.
    "That's a lovely car," said the more...

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