Carburetor Jokes

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    Water in the carburator

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    Lena: "Der is trouble vit da car, sveetheart. It has vater in da carburetor."
    Ole: "Vater in da carburetor? Dat is ridiculous."
    Lena: "Ole, I tell you da car has vater in the carburetor."
    Ole: "You don't even know vat a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Ver is da car?" Lena: "In da lake."

    "The car won't start," said a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburetor." "How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburetor is." "I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I 'm sure there's water in the carburetor." "We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?" "In the swimming pool."

    An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got out to see if he could locate the trouble. A voice behind him said, "The trouble is the carburetor." He turned around and only saw an old horse. The horse said again, "It's the carburetor that's not working." The American nearly died with fright, and dashed into the nearest pub, had a large whiskey, and told Murphy the bartender what the horse had said to him. Murphy said, "Well, don't pay any attention to him, he knows nothing about cars anyway."

    As soon as Susan arrived home, she said to her husband, "Honey, the car won't start, but I do know what the problem is."
    "What do you mean? What's wrong with it?" he asked.
    "There's water in the carburetor," Susan replied.
    "Sweetheart," her husband said, "please don't take this the wrong way, but you wouldn't know a carburetor from an accelerator."
    "No, really honey, there's water in the carburetor," insisted Susan.
    "Ok, dear, I'll go take a look at it. Where is it?" her husband asked.
    "In the lake!" Susan replied.

    Car Troubles...
    WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
    HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
    WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
    HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
    WIFE: "In the pool."

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