Capricorns Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns cant afford new lightbulbs --- unless theyre a legitimate business expense.

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? Its probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs - unless they're a legitimate business expense.

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.

We Capricorns don't believe in horoscopes.