Candle Jokes / Recent Jokes

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty? Beacause a little water ends both of them!

"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing' Happy Birthday.'"

What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"

Why did the elephant eat the candle? For light refreshment!

Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Whats the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand times brighter!