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    An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Allright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent. The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.

    An Englishman, an American and a Sinhala man are called
    upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says. "I think I can
    empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector. "Ok, 10
    bottles". And themachine is silent. The American says. "I think
    I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector.
    "all right, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent.
    The Sinhala man says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the
    machine.
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    Having lost his donkey a Banda, got down to his
    knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked,"Your
    donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?
    The Banda replied "I am thanking Him for seeing
    to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I
    would have been missing more...

    An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector.
    The Englishman says:
    "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".
    BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
    "Ok", he says, "10 bottles".
    And the machine is silent.
    The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".
    BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
    "Allright, 8 hamburgers".
    And the machine's silent.
    The Sardarji says:
    "I think...",
    BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.

    An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector.
    The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent.
    The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Allright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent.
    The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.

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