Burger Jokes / Recent Jokes

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!

Road sign in Roosevelt, Utah: "Rest Area Next Right" - the next right leads a person right into to a cemetery.
A sign in the local opportunity shop says, "If your going to steal, then smile for the camera."
While stopped at an intersection I noticed a man standing on the corner in front of a Burger King. He was holding a ign that read "Will work for food." If he had only looked up, he would have noticed that the Burger King sign directly above him read "Now hiring."
At an office: "This job is only a test had it been an actual job, you would have recieved raises, bonses and promotions."
SEEN ON A BILLBOARD ALONG A HIGHWAY: "Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education."

Santa walks into a library & says,
"Can I have a burger and coke?"
Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

Who was the burgers favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!

What is the hamburgers most familiar song? Home on the Range!

Angry Judge In Court: Order, Order
Defendant: If You Insist, i’ll Have A Chicken Burger.