Bumble Jokes

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    Q:what did the bumble bee say when he came home from work?
    A:Honey im home

    what did the irish man do when he got a bumble bee stuck in his ear?
    he shot it !!!

    What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!

    A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two bs already.

    One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.
    The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on more...

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