Bubble Jokes

A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he removed a stick of gum he had from the airport in Canada and started to chew it. He walked into a French coffee shop and sat himself beside an English speaking French man.
Frenchman: In Canada, what do you do with your used tires?
Canadian: We send 'em to France to get turned into paper plates.
French man: What do you do with your used plastic bags?
Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble) We send 'em to France to get turned into picket fences. Hey, what do you do with your used crazy glue?
French man: We send it to Canada to get turned into bubble gum!

You know you're a Redneck if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.

How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.

Fewer bubbles per square yard
Bubbles used to contain oxygen - now cheaper imitation oxygen
Due to production delays the 2002 models won't be out until March
No more paying for product placement like the big bubble wrap scene in the upcoming "Star Wars" movie
Can not afford full-page newspaper ads attacking styrofoam peanuts
Bubble wrap no longer shipped in the bubble wrap to prevent damage
Switched to lower grade plastic which makes more of a "puh"
Now when you're put on hold, you hear top 40 music instead of romantic bubble wrap ballads
Employees' Christmas bonus? Bubble wrap
During business trips executives must now pay for hookers out of their own pocket
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A woman walks into a bar already wasted. She goes up to the bar and says,"
Beer tender, get me a bubble martuni with a little pickle in it."
So, the bar tender gives the women her drink. She downs it, and again she says,"
Beer tender, get me another bubble martuni with two little pickles in it."
Bar tender gives it to her and the woman downs it. Then she says, "
Beer tender give me a little peptobismal I have a little heartburn."
Bar tender says,"
First of all its not Beer tender, its bar tender, its not a bubble, its a double, its not a martuni, its a martini, its not a pickle its an olive and you dont have heartburn your left tits in the ashtray!"