Bryant Jokes

Kobe Bryant underwent arthroscopic surgery in his right knee Saturday and could sit out part of training camp in October because of a recovery time of up to 12 weeks.
- However Bryant does hope to return to sexually assaulting the staff in only 2 weeks.

Kobe Bryant has the NBA's top-selling jersey in Europe and China. Gilbert Arenas has the NBA's top-selling jersey in prison.

NBA star Kobe Bryant and his wife are being sued by their maid. She claims she was, "badgered, harrassed and humiliated". Coincidently, the same claim has been filed by the Los Angeles Lakers.

Editor's Note: Not really all humor, unless you consider grown men in tights slapping each others asses funny...

#1. Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game.
' Football is only a game.
Spiritual things are eternal.
Nevertheless, Beat Texas'

#2.' After you retire from football, there's only one big event left... and I ain't ready for that.' Bobby Bowden / Florida State

#3.' The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.' Lou Holtz / Arkansas

#4.' When you win, nothing hurts.' Joe Namath / Alabama

#5.' Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated.' Lou Holtz / Arkansas

#6.' If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password,' Roll, tide, roll!' Bear Bryant / Alabama

#7.' A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.' Frank Leahy / Notre more...

There is a great deal of sympathy in Dallas for Cowboy's rookie wide receiver, Dez Bryant, who grew up in a single parent household with a mother who was a crack dealer and prostitute.
But Dez was the most popular kid in the neighborhood. Most Moms gave milk and cookies when you went to visit, at the Bryant house you got coke and a really good hummer.