Bruise Jokes

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    Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

    Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button??? Cause blonde boys aren't that smart either.

    Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
    A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
    Q: Who is the Easter Bunny's favorite movie actor?
    A: Rabbit De Niro!
    Q: Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
    A: Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!
    Q: What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
    A: His lucky people's foot!
    Q: What's long and stylish and full of cats?
    A: The Easter Purrade!
    Q: What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head?
    A: An Easter bunnet!
    Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"
    Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
    Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."
    Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"
    Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an oversterssed person?
    A: An Easter basket case!
    Q: What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
    A: The Easter Bunana!
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    Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy wont give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if its your big brothers candy!"

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