Brass Jokes

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    Talking Clock

    Hot 4 years ago

    A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night.
    He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
    What's with that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
    It's not a gong. It's a talking clock", the drunk replied. A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
    "Yup", replied the drunk.
    How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
    "Watch", the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.
    The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
    Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You asshole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!

    Talking Clock

    Hot 3 weeks ago

    A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. What`s with that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked. It`s not a gong. It`s a talking clock", the drunk replied. A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup", replied the drunk. How`s it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch", the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You asshole! It`s three-fifteen in the morning!

    A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the counter.
    The proprietor said, that will be $10 for the brass rat and $1,000 for the story behind it.
    The man said, 'Thanks, but I'll just pay the $10 and pass on the story.'
    He purchased the brass rat and left the store.
    As he was walking down the street, he started noticing all sorts of rats following him. The further he walked - the more rats followed. He walked down to the wharf and still more rats came out and followed him. So, he decided to walk out into the water, which he did - and all the rats drowned.
    He returned to the store where he purchased the brass rat, and when he walked in, the proprietor said, 'Ah ha! You came back to pay the $1,000 for the story, right?'
    'Nope,' replied the man, 'Just came back to see if you have any brass lawyers!'

    A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the counter.
    The proprietor said, that will be $10 for the brass rat and $1,000 for the story behind it. The man said, 'Thanks, but I'll just pay the $10 and pass on the story.'
    He purchased the brass rat and left the store. As he was walking down the street, he started noticing all sorts of rats following him. The further he walked - the more rats followed. He walked down to the wharf and still more rats came out and followed him. So, he decided to walk out into the water, which he did - and all the rats drowned.
    He returned to the store where he purchased the brass rat, and when he walked in, the proprietor said, 'Ah ha! You came back to pay the $1,000 for the story, right?'
    'Nope,' replied the man, 'Just came back to see if you have any brass lawyers!'

    A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the counter.The proprietor said, that will be $10 for the brass rat and $1,000 for the story behind it. The man said, 'Thanks, but I'll just pay the $10 and pass on the story.'He purchased the brass rat and left the store. As he was walking down the street, he started noticing all sorts of rats following him. The further he walked - the more rats followed. He walked down to the wharf and still more rats came out and followed him. So, he decided to walk out into the water, which he did - and all the rats drowned.He returned to the store where he purchased the brass rat, and when he walked in, the proprietor said, 'Ah ha! You came back to pay the $1,000 for the story, right?''Nope,' replied the man, 'Just came back to see if you have any brass lawyers!'

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