Booger Jokes

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    Q: What is the difference between a plate and a booger?
    A: The plate is on the table, but the booger is under the table.
    Q: What is the difference between a prince and a booger?
    A: The prince is the heir to the throne, but the booger is thrown to the air.

    A true Southerner knows what "catywompus" means.
    A true Southerner knows the difference between a "hissie fit"
    and a "conniption" and they don't "HAVE" them, they "PITCH" them.
    Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general
    direction of "YONDER".
    A true Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is - as in:
    "Going to town, be back directly."
    Even true Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a
    request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty
    little bowl on the middle of the table.
    All true Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is.
    They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.
    A true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of
    solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken
    and a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's more...

    i wish i was a little hershey's kiss, oh i wish i was a little hershey's kiss, i'd go down into your body and i'd come out in the potty oh i wish i was a little hershey's kiss.
    i wish i was a little acrobatic, oh i wish i was a little acrobatic, i'd flip up in the air and then i'd lose my underwear oh i wish i was a little acrobatic.
    i wish i was a little green booger, oh i wish i was a little green booger, i'd get flicked in her hair and then i'd give her a little scare oh i wish i was a little green booger.
    oh i wish i was a little bar of soap, oh i wish i was a little bar of soap, i'd go shiny shiny shiny over everybody's hiney oh i wish i was a little bar of soap.

    If you where a booger, I would pick you .

    Once there was a boy who picked his nose everyday that one day while he was still pickin his nose his finger went through his eye.

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