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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Bond!
Bond who?
Bond to succeed!

How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger.

...Nadya Suleman will fulfill a dream when she stars opposite Daniel Craig in the next James Bond movie. Suleman will play the title character in the re-make of the Bond classic "Octopussy."

When Bond Meets A Cyberabad Guy, James Bond: "My Name's Bond...(Smiles And Then Says).... James Bond. And You?" Telugu Guy:
"I Am Sai... (Smiles And Then Says) Venkata Sai... Siva Venkata Sai... Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.... Srinivasulu
Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai..... Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara
Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.... Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata
Sai....

Merrill Lynch has announced it is issuing three new bonds for 2001:
1. The Lewinsky Bond, which has no maturity.
2. The Gore Bond, which has no interest.
3. The Clinton Bond, which has no principal.

Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.

"I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition."

"Batted. 007," his wife added.

James Bond: "My name is Bond" Continuing in his inimitable style, "... James Bond."
Then Bond asks: "And you?"
Telugu Guy: "My name is Rao...
Siva Rao...
Samba Siva Rao...
Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao..."
Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says "James Bond"