Jeffory Dohmer asks Lorrena Bobbit one day, Are you gonna eat that?
Lorena Bobbit for Surgeon General.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Miss Bobbit have in common?
A: They both played with little wieners.
What's the difference between John and Loreena Bobbit?
She's Crazy. He's just nuts.
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf and says,
"I received your emergency phone call, Mrs. Clinton, and came right away,
but what could "I" possibly do to save the country?"
Mrs. Clinton: "Come inside and let me explain, Mrs. Bobbit..."