Bloor Jokes

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    >> Freddie Bloor
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    >> Now this is the tale of young Freddie Bloor,
    >> whose sexual equipment got jammed in the door.
    >> By the time they freed him he didn't feel well
    >> for his private parts were mangled to hell.
    >>
    >> They rushed him to hospital, the ambulance flew
    >> but when they arrived there was nowt they could do.
    >> What a sad blow for Fred, condemned without choice,
    >> to a life with no sex and a high squeaky voice.
    >>
    >> But lucky for Fred, so he wouldn't feel a fool
    >> some bright spark suggested a bionic tool.
    >> A bright new electric one made out of brass,
    >> though the batteries would have to be kept up his arse.
    >>
    >> So newly equipped and after a rest,
    >> Fred thought he would put his new tool to the test.
    >> So finding a woman, the nearest one handy,
    >> he piled her with drink and made her feel randy.
    >>
    >> The girl without waiting, put more...

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