Blockbuster Jokes

The movie producer was planning his next blockbuster - an action docudrama about famous composers. So he set up a meeting with Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger and offered them the chance to select which famous musicians they'd portray.
"Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Damme. "That's the part for me."
"I've always admired Mozart," Stallone said. "I'd love to play him."
The producer turned to Schwarzenegger. "And you, Arnold? Who do you want to be?"
There was a long silence, then he replied, "I'll be Bach."

Blockbuster Inc. said on Wednesday it was changing its online movie rental policy to allow customers to return DVDs either through the mail or at its stores.
One customer said, “I can handle driving to Blockbuster once. But if I have to drive there, get the movie, go home, watch it, and then drive back there to drop it off--all I can think is ‘oh, no...not AGAIN!’ It’s very stressful.”

Netflix, the leading online movie rental company, is suing Blockbuster for patent infringement for their similar online rental system.
In their counter-suit, Blockbuster accused Netflix of stealing the patented Blockbuster in-store system of me going in to rent movies like Capote and Munich and settling for Madagascar and something with Ross from Friends.

Yo Mama is like Blockbuster Video, everyone goes home happy!

You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.