Birch Jokes

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    Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. One tree says to the other: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
    The other says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands in the sappling. The tall tree says "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
    A small tree begins to grow between them.
    The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
    The birch says he cannot tell.
    Just then a woodpecker lands in the sapling.
    The birch says "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them.The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"The birch says he cannot tell.Just then a woodpecker lands in the sapling.The birch says "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

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    Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them.

    One tree says to the other: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The other says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands in the sapling. The tall tree says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

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