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    A new aid to rapid-almost magical-learning has made its appearance. Indications are that if it catches on all the electronic gadgets will be so much junk.
    The new device is known as Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge. The makers generally call it by its initials, BOOK(tm).
    Many advantages are claimed over the old-style learning and teaching aids on which most people are brought up nowadays. It has no wires, no electric circuit to break down. No connection is needed to an electricity power point. It is made entirely without mechanical parts to go wrong or need replacement.
    Anyone can use BOOK(tm), even children, and it fits comfortably into the hands. It can be conveniently used sitting in an armchair by the fire.
    How does this revoluntionary, unbelievably easy invention work?
    Basically BOOK(tm) consists only of a large number of paper sheets. These may run to hundreds where BOOK(tm) covers a lengthy program of information. Each sheet bears a number in sequence, more...

    Critcs say there is no legal binding commitment.for nations to reduce carbon emissions. No binding commitment--so basically it's just like Tiger Woods wedding vows.

    Functions delay binding; data structures induce binding. Moral: Structure data late in the programming process.

    A new aid to rapid-almost magical-learning has made its appearance.
    Indications are that if it catches on all the electronic gadgets will
    be so much junk.
    The new device is known as Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge. The
    makers generally call it by its initials, BOOK(tm).
    Many advantages are claimed over the old-style learning and teaching
    aids on which most people are brought up nowadays. It has no wires, no
    electric circuit to break down. No connection is needed to an electricity
    power point. It is made entirely without mechanical parts to go wrong or need
    replacement.
    Anyone can use BOOK(tm), even children, and it fits comfortably into the
    hands. It can be conveniently used sitting in an armchair by the fire.
    How does this revoluntionary, unbelievably easy invention work?
    Basically BOOK(tm) consists only of a large number of paper sheets.
    These may run to hundreds where BOOK(tm) covers a lengthy program of
    information. more...

    A white social studies teacher attempted to enliven a seventh-grade discussion of slavery by binding the hands and feet of two black girls,. Next week the teacher hopes to enliven a discussion of Prohibition by having the kids build a whiskey still.

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