Bilingual Jokes

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    A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
    A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.
    The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type."
    The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.
    The manager was more...

    A local business looking for office help put a ign in the window saying:
    HELP WANTED. MUST BE ABLE TO TYPE, MUST BE GOOD WITH COMPUTERS AND MUST BE BILINGUAL.
    A short time later a dog walked upto the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over t the sign, looked and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager lookd at the dog and was suprised, to say the least. However since the dog looked determined, he led him into the office. The dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager who said "I cant hire you, you have o be able to type."
    The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and typed out a perfect letter. He took the letter to the manager and jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then reminded the dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer."
    So the dog jumped off the chair and went to the computer. Then he more...

    A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying:
    HELP WANTED Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.
    A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.
    Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.
    The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type."
    The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.
    The manager was stunned, more...

    A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the personnel director, "You'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute."
    Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute.
    "Also," says the director, "You must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course."
    This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time.
    "There's one last requirement," the director continues; "you must be bilingual."
    With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, "Meow!"

    A sign was hung in an office window. It read:
    Help wanted.
    Must type 70 words a minute.
    Must be computer literate.
    Must be bilingual.
    An equal opportunity employer.
    A dog was ambling down the street and saw the sign. He
    looked at it for a moment, pulled it down with his mouth,
    and walked into the manager'srs office, making it clear he
    wished to apply for the job.
    The office manager laughed and said, "I can't hire a dog
    for this job."
    The dog pointed to the line: "An equal opportunity
    employer."
    So the manager said, "OK, take this letter and type it."
    The dog went off to the word processor and returned a
    minute later with the finished letter, perfectly
    formatted.
    The manager said, "Alright, here's a problem. Write a
    computer program for it and run it."
    Fifteen minutes later, the dog came back with the correct
    answer.
    The manager still wasn't convinced. "I more...

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