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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: What is the difference between an intelligent liberal and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

How did the blonde try to kill the bird... she threw it off of a cliff. How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves... she fell out of the tree. How did the blonde die, drinking milk... the cow stepped on her. How did the blonde burn her nose... bobbing for french fries. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month... the instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds". Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops... so they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus. Why do men like blonde jokes... it is one thing they can understand. Why do blondes like lightning... they think someone is taking their picture. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces... from eating with forks. Why do blondes have more fun... they are easier to keep amused. What do you call a brunette with a blonde on both sides... an interpreter. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer... frosted flakes. What do you call a fly buzzing inside a more...

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What is the difference between Elvis and smart blonds?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A Labrador retriever.
Q: What do UFOs and smart blonds have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been seen.

101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. 102. Q: How do blondes get pregnant? A: And you thought blondes were dumb. 103. Q: What will she ask you? A: "Is it mine?" 104. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde. 105. Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side. 106. Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. 107. Q: Why do Blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is. 108. Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: Because it kept falling out. 109. Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking. 110. Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel? A: Because her boyfriend was also blond! 111. Q: If a blonde and a brunette more...

How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook... she gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece. What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot... bigfoot has been spotted. What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts... change. What does a blonde say if you blow in her (or his) ear... thanks for the refill. What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair... last years hide and go seek winner. What do you call a basement full of blondes... a whine cellar. What do you call a blonde at the bottom of the pool... an air bubble. What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel... an air bag. What do you call a blonde between two brunettes... a mental block. What do you call 20 blondes standing ear to ear... a wind tunnel. What do you call 15 blondes in a circle... a dope ring. What do you call a blonde in college... a visitor.