Benaud Jokes

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    Yorkshire 232 all out, Hutton ill - I'm sorry, Hutton 111. - John Snagge, BBC News
    He's usually a good puller - but he couldn't get it up that time. - Richie Benaud, Channel 9
    In the back of Hughes' mind must be the thought that he will dance down the piss and mitch one. - Tony Greig, Channel 9
    It was close for Zaheer, Lawson threw his hands in the air and Marsh threw his head in the air.- Jack Potter, 3UZ
    Chappell just stood on his feet and smashed it to the boundary. - Jim Maxwell, ABC Radio
    I think we are all slightly down in the dumps after another loss. We may be in the wrong sign... Venus may be in the wrong juxtaposition with somewhere else. - Ted Dexter, explaining away England's seventh successive Test loss, to Australia at Lord's, 1993
    Playing against a team with Ian Chappell as a captain turns cricket match into gang warfare. - Mike Brearley, more...

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