Befo Jokes

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    Wuz de night befo Crismus
    An all ober de hood
    Everybody wuz sleepin'
    Day wuz sleepin' good.
    Everbody wuz sleepin'
    all tight in they beds
    Whilst Thunderbird Wine
    Danced in they heads
    I was passed out on de flo
    Right next to my Ma
    When I heard such a fuss
    I thinked "It must be de law!!"
    I looked out tru de barz
    dat covered my do
    Spectin' de sherif
    with a warrant fo sho!
    Now ober de years
    Sanny Claws, he be white.
    But it lookin' like us bros
    got a black Sanny dis night
    Now what I did see
    made me say "LAWD Lood at dat!"
    It was a huge watermellon cadi
    pulled by dwarf rats
    Faster than a po-lice car
    True de air he came
    an whupped up on dem warf rats
    an called emm by name.
    On Leroy, on Kendrick,
    On Jontarious Lee, on Falacious
    They was a sight to see
    He didn't go down no chimbly
    -just picked de lock on my do'
    An I says to more...

    Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin'Day wuz sleepin' good. Everbody wuz sleepin'all tight in they bedsWhilst Thunderbird WineDanced in they headsI was passed out on de floRight next to my MaWhen I heard such a fussI thinked "It must be de law!!"I looked out tru de barzdat covered my doSpectin' de sherifwith a warrant fo sho! Now ober de yearsSanny Claws, he be white. But it lookin' like us brosgot a black Sanny dis nightNow what I did seemade me say "LAWD Lood at dat!"It was a huge watermellon cadipulled by dwarf ratsFaster than a po-lice carTrue de air he camean whupped up on dem warf ratsan called emm by name. On Leroy, on Kendrick, On Jontarious Lee, on FalaciousThey was a sight to seeHe didn't go down no chimbly-just picked de lock on my do'An I says to myself-"Shit! He done did befo'!"He had a big sackfull of presents I spectWith Air Jordans and Fake Goldto go 'round my neck. But he didn't leave any presents-just started more...

    Da Nite Befo' Crizmus
    Wuz da nit befo Crizmus
    An all thru da hood
    eberybody be sleepin'
    Dey wuz sleepin real good
    We hunged up our stockins
    An hoped like all heck
    Dat' ol Sanny Claws
    Gonna brang us our check
    All a da fambly
    wuz layin' in beds
    while Thunderbird wine
    Danced thru dere heds
    I dun passed out on de flo
    rite nex to my maw
    when I heared such a fuss
    I thunk - it must be da law
    I looked out thru da bars
    what could I now do
    I was spectin' the sheriff
    Wid a warrant fo sho'
    An what I did see
    Made me say. .."Lawd look at dat
    Dere wuz a huge watahmelon
    Pulled by 8 big ass rats
    Now ober all da years
    Sanny Claws he be white
    but it looks like us bros
    gets a black Sanny tonight
    Faster dan a po lice car
    My homeboy he came
    He whupped up on dem rats
    As he called dem by name
    On Leroy, On Roosevelt
    On Virvus, On more...

    Wuz de night befo Crismus
    An all ober de hood
    Everybody wuz sleepin'
    Day wuz sleepin' good.

    Everbody wuz sleepin'
    all tight in they beds
    Whilst Thunderbird Wine
    Danced in they heads

    I was passed out on de flo
    Right next to my Ma
    When I heard such a fuss
    I thinked "It must be de law!!"

    I looked out tru de barz
    dat covered my do
    Spectin' de sherif
    with a warrant fo sho!

    Now ober de years
    Sanny Claws, he be white.
    But it lookin' like us bros
    got a black Sanny dis night

    Now what I did see
    made me say "LAWD Lood at dat!"
    It was a huge watermellon cadi
    pulled by dwarf rats

    Faster than a po-lice car
    True de air he came
    an whupped up on dem warf rats
    an called emm by name.

    On Leroy, on Kendrick,
    On Jontarious Lee, on Falacious
    They was a sight to see

    He didn't go down no more...

    Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin'Day wuz sleepin' good. Everbody wuz sleepin'all tight in they bedsWhilst Thunderbird WineDanced in they headsI was passed out on de floRight next to my MaWhen I heard such a fussI thinked "It must be de law!!"I looked out tru de barzdat covered my doSpectin' de sherifwith a warrant fo sho! Now ober de yearsSanny Claws, he be white. But it lookin' like us brosgot a black Sanny dis nightNow what I did seemade me say "LAWD Lood at dat!"It was a huge watermellon cadipulled by dwarf ratsFaster than a po-lice carTrue de air he camean whupped up on dem warf ratsan called emm by name. On Leroy, on Kendrick, On Jontarious Lee, on FalaciousThey was a sight to seeHe didn't go down no chimbly-just picked de lock on my do'An I says to myself-"Shit! He done did befo'!"He had a big sackfull of presents I spectWith Air Jordans and Fake Goldto go' round my neck. But he didn't leave any presents-just started more...

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