Bathroom Stall Jokes

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...
Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn`t put my lips on that."

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...
Say, "Hmmm, I`ve never seen that color before."

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...
Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...
Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

Thing to do in the bathroom stall...
Say, "Now how did that get there?"