Basketball Jokes / Recent Jokes
Nike has confiscated a tape of a college player dunking on LeBron James to help one of their athletes save face. No word yet on what they plan to do with ten million copies of Kazaam.
Former NBA superstar Charles Barkley will reportedly undergo a televised colonoscopy. Given his girth, the procedure will be a ten-part mini-series. Ron Artest recently had a colonoscopy, during which doctors finally found his head.
LeBron James underwent a procedure to extract a benign growth along his right jaw line. Soon he plans to undergo another procedure to extract himself from the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Lamar Odom says he wants to start having children with Khloe Kardashian right away. That way, their six-month marriage will still encompass most of the pregnancy.
What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!
You Know You're From Connecticut When...
You have hiked up a big hill or small mountain at least once for a keg party.
You never went to a bar in high school.
You thought that the only highways were 91 and 84.
You thought everyone couldn't buy beer after 8 pm
You actually thought that Hartford was big
You or someone you know has attended UCONN
You drive a JETTA
You still think that the Whalers are cool.
You have been to Misquamicut and to that little hot dog place.
There is a farm within miles of your house
You thought bars were really for people over 21
Your high school thanksgiving football game was the highlight of your school year.
You don't have an accent when you talk.
You have known at least 2 preppy rich kids from Fairfield who listen to Phish.
You love Hilton Kaderli and your mom cried when he retired.
UConn basketball rules and no one can tell you different
You have deer in your backyard.
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