Baptism Jokes

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    Redneck Baptism

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    Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"
    "I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests."
    "I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you prepared spiritually?"
    "Oh, sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey."

    After the Baptism of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That priest said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, but I want to stay with you guys."

    Baptism

    Hot 2 years ago

    A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter.As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service.During this particular service, the minister was performing the baptism of a tiny infant. The little five year old girl was taken by this, observing that he was saying something and pouring water over the infant's head.With a quizzical look on her face, the little girl turned to her father and asked: "Daddy, why is he brainwashing that baby??"

    Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?" "I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests." "I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you prepared spiritually?" "Oh, sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey."

    A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter.
    As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service.
    During this particular service, the minister was performing the baptism of a tiny infant. The little five year old girl was taken by this, observing that he was saying something and pouring water over the infant's head.
    With a quizzical look on her face, the little girl turned to her father and asked: "Daddy, why is he brainwashing that baby??"

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