Bandage Jokes

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    15 Steps to Build a campfire.
    1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers.
    2. Bandage left thumb.
    3. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments.
    4. Bandage left foot.
    5. Make structure of slivers(including those embedded in hand).
    6. Light match.
    7. Light match.
    8. Repeat "a scout is cheerful," and light match.
    9. Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments, and blow gently into base of flames.
    10. Apply Burn ointment to nose.
    11. When fire is burning, collect more wood.
    12. Upon discovery that fire has gone out during your absence, soak wood with liquid from can labeled "kerosene."
    13. Treat face and arms for second degree burns, and relabel your can to read "gasoline."
    14. When fire is burning well, add all remaining wood.
    15. When thunderstorm has passed, repeat steps 1 through 14.

    Ekada Mr. Dhadpade bandage lavalelaya awastyet aaplya ghara madhun baher jatana disle. Mi vicharle kay apaghat wagere zala kay? tar te hasale aani mhanale,'nahi apaghat wagere nahi zala. pan kalach mazaya mandaline navin polpat-latane aanale aahe.'

    1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The
    solvent dissolves the adhesive.
    2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray
    bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set 5 minutes and wash clean. The
    alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
    3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth
    dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills
    germs.
    4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your
    safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects
    the blade and prevents rusting.
    5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.
    6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse
    the skin and tighten pores.
    7. Add a splash of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol
    cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from more...

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