Babies Jokes / Recent Jokes
A man waiting for a train was carrying two babies, one under each arm. Along came a woman and upon seeing the cute babies, she said to him, "Aren't they cute! What are their names?"
The man glared at her and replied, "I have no idea."
"Well," the woman said, "are they girls, boys, or one of each?"
Glaring at her even more fiercely, he growled, "I don't know."
"You don't know?" scolded the woman. "What kind of a father are you?"
"I'm not their father, lady," he replied, "I'm just a condom salesman. These are two complaints I'm taking back to my company."
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."
The mother, more that a little surprised, asked fearfully, "That''s interesting. How do you make babies?"
"It''s simple," replied the girl. "You just change' 'y'' to' 'i'' and add' 'es''."
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."
The mother, more that a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?"
"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change' y' to' i' and add' es'."
Q: How do babies get their belly buttons?
A: When God finishes making little babies, He lines them all up in a row, then he walks along in front of them. He pokes each one in the tummy with His finger and says, "You're done, you're done, you're done, - - -"
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store check-out line.
The first little baby says, "Ugh, look at this - my mom just bought strained plums!"
The second baby says, "You think that's bad - my mom just bought strained peas!"
And the third baby says... "You think you guys got it bad?
How would you like to share a breast with a guy that smokes cigars!"
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling balls?
Dead babies.. because you can use a pitchfork.
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling balls? Dead babies.. because you can use a pitchfork.