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    On the Train

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    A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught a supply boat to a base in the south of England, then caught a train to London. The train was extremely crowded and he could not find a seat. He was dead on his feet and walked the length of the train looking for any place to sit.Finally he found a compartment with seats facing each other. There was room for two people on each seat. On one side sat only a proper looking, older British lady, with a small dog sitting in the empty seat beside her. "Could I please sit in that seat" he asked. The lady was insulted. "You Americans are so rude" she said, "can't you see my dog is sitting there"? He walked through the train more and still could not find a seat. He found himself back at the same place. "Lady, I love dogs - have a couple at home - so I would be glad to hold your dog if I could sit down" he said.The lady more...

    You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant. You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough. If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid. I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you. You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along. You're a habit I'd like to kick with both feet! I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure. You've never been outspoken no one has ever been able to. At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium. If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny. Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

    You French all say we`re arrogant. Well hell, we`ve earned the right-- We saved your sorry nation when you lacked the guts to fight.

    During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe
    for three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught a
    supply boat to a supply base in the south of England, then caught a
    train to London. The train was extremely crowded and he could not find
    a seat. He was dead on his feet and walked the length of the train
    looking for any place to sit down.
    Finally he found a compartment with seats facing each other; there was
    room for two people on each seat. On one side sat only a proper looking,
    older British lady, with a small dog sitting in the empty seat beside her.
    "Could I please sit in that seat?" he asked.
    The lady was insulted. "You bloody Americans are so rude", she said,
    "can't you see my dog is sitting there"?
    He walked through the train once more and still could not find a seat.
    He found himself back at the same place.
    "Lady I love dogs - have more...

    During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught asupply boat to a supply base in the south of England, then caught atrain to London. The train was extremely crowded and he could not finda seat. He was dead on his feet and walked the length of the trainlooking for any place to sit down. Finally he found a compartment with seats facing each other; there wasroom for two people on each seat. On one side sat only a proper looking, older British lady, with a small dog sitting in the empty seat beside her."Could I please sit in that seat?" he asked. The lady was insulted. "You bloody Americans are so rude", she said,"can't you see my dog is sitting there"? He walked through the train once more and still could not find a seat. He found himself back at the same place."Lady I love dogs - have a couple at home - so I would be glad to holdyour dog if I can sit down", more...

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