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    Nick The Dragonslayer

    Hot 1 year ago

    Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.

    Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them.

    One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.

    Horatio the Physician, exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1, 000 gold coins to arrange it.

    Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

    Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that more...

    Funeral Plans

    Hot 5 years ago

    An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared.
    The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time for the spinster to come into the office.
    The woman replied, "You must understand, I've lived alone all my life, I rarely see anyone, and I don't like to go out. Would it be possible for the lawyer to come to my house?"
    The receptionist checked with the attorney who agreed and he went to the spinster's home for the meeting to discuss her estate and the will.
    The lawyer's first question was, "Would you please tell me what you have in assets and how you'd like them to be distributed under your will?"
    She replied, "Besides the furniture and accessories you see here, I have $40,000 in my savings account at the bank."
    "Tell me," the lawyer asked, "how would you like the $40,000 to be distributed?"
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    An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about preparing a will. The receptionist suggested they set up a convenient time for the spinster to come to the office. "You must understand, I've lived alone all my life, I rarely see anyone, and I don't like to go out. Would it be possible for the lawyer to come to my house?" the elderly woman asked. The receptionist checked with the attorney who agreed and went to the spinster's home to discuss her estate and the will.
    The lawyer's first question was, "Would you please tell me what you have in assets and how you'd like them to be distributed under your will?" "I have $40,000 in my savings account at the bank," she replied.
    "Tell me just how would you like the $40,000 to be distributed?" the lawyer asked. "Well, as I've told you, I've lived a reclusive life, people have hardly ever noticed me, so I'd like them to notice when I more...

    An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the receptionist she would like to see the lawyer to have her will drawn up. An appointment was set up for the following day.
    "Tell me what you have in assets and how you would like them to be distributed under your will," the lawyer said.
    "In addition to the furniture and accessories I have listed here, I have $40,000 in my savings account," replied the spinster.
    "How would you like to have the $40,000 distributed?" asked the lawyer.
    "Well, as I've told you, I have lived a very reclusive life," the spinster explained. "People have hardly ever noticed me, so I would like them to notice when I pass on. I would like to provide $35,000 for my funeral."
    "For $35,000 you will certainly be able to have a funeral that will be noticed and will leave a lasting impression on anyone who may not have taken much note of you," remarked the lawyer. "But, tell more...

    An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the
    receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will
    prepared.
    The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time for the spinster to come into the office.
    The woman replied, "You must understand, I've lived alone all my
    life, I rarely see anyone, and I don't like to go out. Would it
    be possible for the lawyer to come to my house?"
    The receptionist checked with the attorney who agreed and he went
    to the spinster's home for the meeting to discuss her estate and
    the will.
    The lawyer's first question was,
    "Would you please tell me what
    you have in assets and how you'd like them to be distributed
    under your will?"
    She replied, "Besides the furniture and accessories you see here,
    I have $40,000 in my savings account at the bank."
    "Tell me," the lawyer asked, "how would you like the $40,000 more...

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