A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25" remote controlled color television set. "One dollar," the clerk replied. "You've got to be kidding." "Look, Mac," the clerk said, "do you want it or not?" Of course, the customer gave him a dollar. On the way out with his incredible bargain, the suctomer saw a big frost-free refrigerator with automatic ice maker. "How much for that?" he asked the clerk. "Fifty cents," came the reply. The customer forked over the half dollar, saying, "What the heck is going on here?" "Nothing is goining on here," the clerk snapped. "But my boss is at my house with my wife. And what he's doing to her, I'm doing to his business."
When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
A blonde walks in to an appliance store and says to the sales man Hi i would like to buy that Tv!
He Replies I'm sorry but i don't sell to blondes!
So she goes out and dyes her hair brown and then goes back to the store and says to the sales man Hi i would like to buy that Tv Please,
He says to her I'm sorry but i dont sell to blondes,
She looks at him and asks "
how did you know that i was blonde?
He says because thats a microwave!
A blonde walks into an appliance store And asks the clerk how much is that T.V.? The clerk said sorry but we dont sell to blondes.So she goes home and Dyes her hair brown and goes back to the store.He says the same Thing.She goes home once more and dyes her hair black then went back to the store they said the same thing again then she said how did you know.He said because thats not a T.V thats a microwave
A blonde went to the appliance storesale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buythis TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time;haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before sheagain approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do youknow I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.