Antifeminism Jokes

Q. Two feminists jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exclaim that the light-bulb has violated the socket, and the other to secretly wish that she was the socket.

Q. Two feminists in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The police!

Q. What do you call a feminist in a suit?
A. The defendant.

Q. If you are driving and you see a feminist on a bike, why should you try not to hit her?
A. It might be your bike.