Ant Jokes / Recent Jokes

CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he`s a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he`s a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less fortunate are cold and starving. CBS, NBC and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor more...

What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An antique!

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes? Antteneye!

What do you call an ant from overseas?
Impartant

What is smaller than an ant's dinner?
An ant's mouth!

What do you call a smart ant?
Elegant!

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle? Your great-ant!