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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie-versary! Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Teacher: Paul, what is the chemical formula of water?
Paul: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: What is this?
Paul: Well, you said it is H2O!
Teacher: Mike, get up! How can you sleep in my class?
Mike: I can Mr, if you keep your voice down.
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
Teacher: "Annie! stop showing off! Do you think you are the teacher of this class?"
Annie: "No, Miss."
Teacher: "Then stop acting like a fool!"
Pupil: "Sir, Would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?"
Teacher: "But your parents don't have a computer."
Pupil: "Exactly!"
A student to his teacher: "I haven't got no pencil."
Teacher, correcting him: "You don't have any pencil. He doesn't have any more...
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Abbie Birthday (Happy Birthday)
Abel N. Willan (Able and Willing)
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Adam Bomb (Atom Bomb)
Adam Meway (Out of My Way)
Adam Sapple (Adam's Apple)
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Al B. Zienya (I'll Be Seeing You)
Al DePantzeu (I'll De-Pants You)
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Al Killeu (I'll Kill You)
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Al Nino (El Nino)
Al O'Moaney (Alimony)
Alpha Kenny Wun (I'll Fuck Anyone)
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Alf Abet (Alphabet)
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