Angina Jokes

A doctor came out of a patient's room. So the nurse went in to check on her patient. There she found the husband scratching his head and frowning.

"What's wrong?" asked the nurse.

"Well, I don't think that doctor knows what he's talking about." The husband said.

"Oh, Really?" Replied the nurse.

"Yeah, He said my wife has acute angina. And I've seen it!"

An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were about to screw. The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition. "I should tell you, I have acute angina," she said. The man replied, "thats good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen!"