Amputation Jokes

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    A man recovering in hospital bed after a leg amputation due to a cronic illness.
    Surgeon and house officers were doing their daily rounds in the ward. Surgeon walk up to his bed with his team read his notes and said,"Good morning Mr Jones".
    "Morning doc" said the man,
    "Well, I have good news and bad news for you Mr Jones, What do you like to hear first, good news or the bad news?"
    Tell me the good news first, doc" said the man.
    "well good news is your bad leg is getting better"
    said the doctor.
    "So, what's the bad news doc?" asked the man.
    "bad news is that we cut the wrong leg" said the surgeon.

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