American Idol Jokes
"American Idol's" Kelli Pickler claims she was physically abused by her mother. "She said she was trying to beat some sense into me, but thanks to God, I was able to grow up without any sense at all."
President Bush has asked Clay Aiken to serve on the President's Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities. "Oddly enough," said Aiken, "the first person I get to meet with is the President."
Ellen Degeneres emerged unhurt from a three-car collision in Los Angeles on Friday. By sheer, bizarre coincidence, the drivers of the other two cars were Sarah Gilbert and Billie Jean King respectively.
Watched the finale of American Idol on Tivo today. I know I'm a few days late, but karaoke-with-trophies has never been a priority for me.
In an interview with The Los Angeles Times, "American Idol" creator Simon Fuller has announced that the smash hit reality show will soon be adding a songwriting competition. Fuller hopes the talent will be better than in the, "Can you sleep with Paula Abdul and keep your mouth shut" competition that was added last year.