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    An ad on the subway in NYC: "Learn to read and speak English. Call us now." An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist: "Emergency Foot Surgery- Walk-ins Welcomed." Sign over a restroom in a restaurant: "Used beer department." On a store front in Florida: "Your one stop shop! Beer ammo and liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!" A speed limit sign on Long Beach Island, New Jersey: "Smile, You're on Radar!" Seen in a State Park in California: "Weather Station (A large sign with a Rock hanging on a rope) Check the Rock. If it's wet, it's raining. If it's moving, it's windy. If you can't see it, it's foggy. If rock is gone, it's a tornado."An ad on the subway in NYC: "Learn to read and speak English. Call us now." An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist: "Emergency Foot Surgery- Walk-ins Welcomed." Sign over a restroom in a restaurant: "Used beer department." On a store front in Florida: "Your one stop shop! Beer more...

    An ad on the subway in NYC: "Learn to read and speak English. Call us now."
    An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist: "Emergency Foot Surgery- Walk-ins Welcomed."
    Sign over a restroom in a restaurant: "Used beer department."
    On a store front in Florida: "Your one stop shop! Beer ammo and liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!"
    A speed limit sign on Long Beach Island, New Jersey: "Smile, You're on Radar!"
    Seen in a State Park in California: "Weather Station (A large sign with a Rock hanging on a rope) Check the Rock. If it's wet, it's raining. If it's moving, it's windy. If you can't see it, it's foggy. If rock is gone, it's a tornado."
    An ad on the subway in NYC: "Learn to read and speak English. Call us now."
    An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist: "Emergency Foot Surgery- Walk-ins Welcomed."
    Sign over a restroom in a restaurant: "Used beer department."
    On a store more...

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    Who's there?
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    Amelia who?
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    Knock KnockWhos there! Amelia! Amelia who? Amelia a package last week - did you get it? !

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