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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog.
They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes. He told them that they could have 3 wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine. Mr. Bear could not believe it and Complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had more...

An old Englishman walks into a bar an asks for a bottle of 38 year old wine from Leonne, France. The bar tender not wanting to go to the cellar gave the Englishman the closest bottle of wine he has. The Englishman tasted it and said: “This wine is only 2 years old and is from Santiago de Chile. ” The bartender was amazed, but at the same time curios, so he gave him another bottle. The Englishman goes: “This wine is 17 years old and is from San Diego, California. ” The bartender was so amazed that he gave him another bottle. The Englishman tasted it and said: “This wine is 30 years old and is from Lima, Peru. ” Finally the bartender goes to the cellar and got the right bottle and gave it to the Englishman. The Englishman said: “Finally, a 38 year old wine from Leonne, France. ” An old drunk that had been watching goes up to the Englishman and said: “Could you please tell me what kind of drink is this” and hands him a cup. The old Englishman tasted and said: “What more...

There's a bear and a rabbit in the woods and they come across a golden frog, they think this is an amazing discovery and they are even more amazed when it talks to them. The golden frog admits that he doesn't often meet people, but when he does he gives them six wishes.
He tells them that they can have 3 wishes each.
The bear immediately asks that all the other bears in the forest be female. Which the frog immediately does.
The rabbit after thinking for a while, asks for a crash helmet and one appears, which he places on his head.
The bear is amazed at this, but carries on with his next wish, he asks that all the bears in the neighbouring forests be female as well, and thus it is so!
The rabbit then wishes that he could have a motorcycle, it appears before him, and he climbs on board and starts revving the engine.
The bear cannot believe it, he remarks to the rabbit that he has wasted two wishes that he could of had for himself.
Shaking his head, he makes more...

I am amazed at radio DJs today. I am firmly convinced that AM stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.

Mule BallsAn American couple on vacation with some friends in Mexico were shopping at the market to bring back a few souvenirs to their family and friends. Time passed, and the couple realized that neither of them was wearing a watch. They noticed this little Mexican man taking a siesta next to this mule, which had the largest set of mule nuts they had ever seen.
Trying not to stare at the huge mule nuts, they asked the little Mexican man, "Excuse us, but could you tell us what time it is?"
The little Mexican man reached his hand under the enormous set of mule nuts and, lifting them high, said, "It's 3 o'clock."
Amazed by this, the American couple went off to find their friends and tell them the amazing story. "This little Mexican man over there can tell time by lifting his mule's balls!"
Curious and amazed, the friends wanted to see this first-hand, so they went back and asked the little Mexican man what time it was.
Sure enough, more...

Okay this indian walks into a drug store and told a guy, "Me in love with cheifs daughter
me don't want him to find out." The pharmacist said okay here a condom, the next day the
indian walks in with an axe and punches the counter. The pharmacist said whats wrong?
The indian exclaimed, "left nut go *UH*, right nut go *UH*, condom go *BOOM*". So at this
point the pharmacist was amazed, so he handed him a stronger condom, the indian showed up
the next day with an axe, and knife. The indian threw the axe at the pharmacist's office, the
pharmacist was scared and asked whats wrong, the indian said, "Left nut go *UH*, right nut go
*UH*, condom go *BOOM*. The pharmacist was amazed and handed the indian the strongest condom on
the market, the indian came back the next day with an axe, and a knife again, and threw it at
the pharmacist's desk landing in front of him. The pharmacist now on the floor asks whats wrong?
The more...