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    Miami, FL motorist Alvin Sims

    Miami, FL motorist Alvin Sims didn't notice that his truck had
    smacked into a utility pole and his passenger was dead until the
    police stopped his car.
    Donna Richardson, 29, was hanging her head out of the window of her
    boy friends 1993 Chevrolet truck early Saturday - she was vomiting -
    when the truck suddenly veered. Her head slammed a pole and she died
    instantly, police said Monday. Sims, 36. kept driving.
    Metro-Dade police said when an officer stopped the truck several
    miles later - its right mirror and antenna were damaged. Sims told
    police that he was looking for a hospital because his passenger was
    sick.
    "Apparently, he thought he hit a puddle and did not see that he had
    killed her."

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    Alphabet Problem

    Teacher: Alvin, how many letters are in the alphabet?
    Alvin: 18.
    Teacher: Wrong, there are 26.
    Alvin: No, teacher, there used to be 26, but ET went home in a UFO and the CIA went after him.

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    Knock Knock - Alvin

    Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Alvin!
    Alvin who!
    Alvin a great time, how about you?

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    Knock Knock

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Alvin!
    Alvin who!
    Alvin a great time, how about you?

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