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    Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked about being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear attack?
    Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a finalist in the Miss America pageant?
    Which president had sex with one of his secretaries stretched out atop a desk in the oval office?
    Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a slave who was his wife's half sister?
    Which president called his mistress "Pookie"?
    Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first husband, and was branded an "adulterer" during his re-election campaign?
    Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife while he was engaged to someone else?
    Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's personal secretary?
    Which president had sex with a young woman in a White House coat closet - at one point, while a secret service agent more...

    A - Bill Clinton
    B - Warren G. Harding
    C - Andrew Jackson
    D - Thomas Jefferson
    E - Lyndon B. Johnson
    F - John F. Kennedy
    G - Franklin D. Roosevelt
    H - George Washington
    1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked about being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear attack?
    2. Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a finalist in the Miss America pageant?
    3. Which president had sex with one of his secretaries stretched out atop a desk in the oval office?
    4. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a slave who was his wife's half sister?
    5. Which president called his mistress "Pookie"?
    6. Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first husband, and was branded an "adulterer" during his re-election campaign?
    7. Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife while he was engaged to more...

    In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began throwing sweet potatoes at each other. Eventually, the man allegedly threw the woman into several vegetable racks, sending the contents spilling to the floor. As both continued to brawl on the floor, she allegedly stuffed lettuce into the man's mouth.

    Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked about being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear attack?
    Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a finalist in the Miss America pageant?
    Which president had sex with one of his secretaries stretched out atop a desk in the oval office?
    Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a slave who was his wife's half sister?
    Which president called his mistress "Pookie"?
    Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first husband, and was branded an "adulterer" during his re-election campaign?
    Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife while he was engaged to someone else?
    Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's personal secretary?
    Which president had sex with a young woman in a White House coat closet - at one point, while a secret service agent more...

    Allegedly, a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following -Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."

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