Actor Jokes

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    One cannot achieve succeess with every film. Audiences can
    be unpredictable. The failure could be due to a bad script
    or characterisation. All this is a part of the learning process.

    - Amitabh Bachchan (Actor, Producer)

    I refuse to be a doormat to any man. I will never allow
    anyone to push me around. I am my own mistress.
    - Manisha Koirala (Actress)

    Why should I try to imitate Kajol? I am not a
    mimicry artist.
    - Rani Mukherjee (Actress)

    It's strange that Rakesh Roshan thinks I look older than Hrithik.
    In fact, he's approached me for all his home productions.
    - Aishwarya Rai (Actress)

    Just because I'm an actress, why should anyone dare to
    assume that I have no morals?
    - Preity Zinta (Actress)

    I still have a long way to go. People will realise the difference
    between Shah Rukh Khan and a one-movie-wonder like me.
    - Hrithik more...

    A Chance To Shine Again

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    A man who was once a great actor found he had a serious problem, he could no longer remember his lines. After many years of searching, he finally found a theatre where they were willing to give him a chance to shine again.
    "This is the most important part of the play," the director said, "and it consists of only one line. You must walk onto the stage carrying a rose. You must hold the rose to your nose with only one finger and your thumb, sniff it deeply, and then recite the line... 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress'."
    The actor was thrilled. For the entire day prior to the play he practiced his line, over and over again. Finally, the big day came.
    The curtain was raised and the actor walked onto the stage. With the greatest of passion, he delivered his line - "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."
    Suddenly, the audience burst into laughter and the director was fuming. "You damn fool!" cried the director. "You've ruined more...

    Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to have said "Hell, I'm no actor, and I've got thirty movies to prove it!"

    The Cape of Good Hope is located in South Africa
    Heathrow Airport is located in London
    The neon lamp was invented by Georges Claude
    The last letter of the Greek alphabet is Omega
    The place known as the land of Lincoln is Illinois
    The US state Utah is also known as the Beehive state
    The Kalahari desert is located in Africa
    The Pentagonian desert is located in Argentina
    The person known as the father of aeronautics is Sir George Cayley
    The most densely populated Island in the world is Honshu
    The two nations Haiti and the Dominion Republic together form the Island of Hispaniola
    The largest auto producer in the USA is General Motors
    The largest auto producing nation is Japan
    The famous General Motors company was founded by William Durant
    The country that brings out the FIAT is Italy
    The first actor to more...

    a good actor will smack there face
    a bad actor will miss there face
    a blonde actor will miss there face by turning there head the wrong way

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