Acrobatic Jokes

i wish i was a little hershey's kiss, oh i wish i was a little hershey's kiss, i'd go down into your body and i'd come out in the potty oh i wish i was a little hershey's kiss.
i wish i was a little acrobatic, oh i wish i was a little acrobatic, i'd flip up in the air and then i'd lose my underwear oh i wish i was a little acrobatic.
i wish i was a little green booger, oh i wish i was a little green booger, i'd get flicked in her hair and then i'd give her a little scare oh i wish i was a little green booger.
oh i wish i was a little bar of soap, oh i wish i was a little bar of soap, i'd go shiny shiny shiny over everybody's hiney oh i wish i was a little bar of soap.