Abusive Jokes / Recent Jokes

-That comment about Elton being "twice the woman" she ever was.
-Caught Eminem fantasizing about killing other women.
-Sick of hiding her love for the Insane Clown Posse.
-Sure, he talks and raps like a black man, but when he takes down his pants...
-Would rather end up like Nicole Kidman than Nicole SIMPSON.
-Overheard 5-year-old daughter shouting, "Faggot!" while watching "Mr. Rogers".
-Recently overtaken by a strange and unfamiliar compulsion to live past the age of 35.
-I mean come on, people... the dude LOST TO STEELY DAN!!!
-Thanks to a recent surgery, her head's no longer implanted deep within her own rectum.
...And The Top Reason Eminem's Wife Filed For Divorce...
-Sick of dating a rich, famous, abusive bastard. Would like to try a poor, unknown abusive bastard for a change.