Abusive Jokes

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    -That comment about Elton being "twice the woman" she ever was.
    -Caught Eminem fantasizing about killing other women.
    -Sick of hiding her love for the Insane Clown Posse.
    -Sure, he talks and raps like a black man, but when he takes down his pants...
    -Would rather end up like Nicole Kidman than Nicole SIMPSON.
    -Overheard 5-year-old daughter shouting, "Faggot!" while watching "Mr. Rogers".
    -Recently overtaken by a strange and unfamiliar compulsion to live past the age of 35.
    -I mean come on, people... the dude LOST TO STEELY DAN!!!
    -Thanks to a recent surgery, her head's no longer implanted deep within her own rectum.
    ...And The Top Reason Eminem's Wife Filed For Divorce...
    -Sick of dating a rich, famous, abusive bastard. Would like to try a poor, unknown abusive bastard for a change.

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