Abortion Jokes / Recent Jokes

"When I grow up, I'm gonna pull that ring at an abortion clinic."

Did you hear about the Polish abortion clinic? There`s a year long waiting list.

When President Clinton looked up from his desk in the Oval Office, he saw one of his aides approaching him nervously.
"What it is?" snapped the President.
"Ummm, it's the abortion bill, Mr. President," the aide replied. "What do you want to do about it?"
"Go ahead and pay it!", the President responded.

Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month waiting list.

I'm pro-abortion. But I'm against a woman's right to choose. It should be random.

President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.
"What is it?" yells the President.
"It's this abortion bill, Mr. President. What do you want to do about it?" the aide asks.
"Just go ahead and pay it." responds the President.

...found out recently that my mother gave serious consideration to having me aborted....after consulting with her doctors, they advised against the procedure....in their decision, they stated as reasons her age, her medical condition, and the fact that i was about to turn 17...